So, I have to work today. So, here I am. Working so hard.
Also, why are sports fans so superstitious? And by that I mean, why am I so superstitious? It took me twice as long to get ready for work today, even though I dressed in jeans and a Steelers t-shirt because everything was a paralyzing decision. Which shower gel is the lucky shower gel? Which pair of socks is the the lucky pair? Which pair of jeans? Which perfume? Which bra? Which cereal? And so on.
I don’t think men have this problem. Because they only have one of everything.
Oh, and now I’m twittering. Aren’t you thrilled?