Since last week, I’ve been in my backyard shaking my fist at the ubiquitous rodents. Here’s why:
This is horrifying. I think the squirrels here are some sort of ghoulish mutants. I don’t remember squirrels eating pumpkins in Pittsburgh. Ever. Do they? If you are reading this, and are so moved as to comment, please tell me – did your pumpkins get brutalized and disfigured?